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I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

fatbruja:

starlight-son:

blackmodel:

neveraway:

BITCH LMFAOSJHSSISKOSO

LITERALLY

IM CHOKIGN

i hate everything

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

I am nothing. I’m like someone who’s been thrown into the ocean at night, floating all alone. I reach out, but no one is there. I call out, but no one answers. I have no connection to anything.
Haruki Murakami   (via u-n-h-a-p-p-y)

captainoscarwildesbeard:

andrewbelami:

@johnpaulbrammer is a national treasure and must be protected

let me harvest dick in peace deborah


backdoorteenmom:

karmasex:

I literally just had a stroke

So did the grandfather

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

saddestblogger:

arousedhoe:

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

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